Few things in life more boring than owning a fish. Maybe a saltwater aquarium full of exotic, tropical fish – but “a fish”? Boring. Unless maybe it’s a four-foot shark. That could be interesting. Or a piranha, but I think that may be illegal in many countries. Fish are harder to care for properly than they ought to be, given how little they’re able to interact with you.

I suppose you get what you pay for (though given what I’ve gotten, I’d be hard-pressed to risk more than $5 to stock the tank).