be a sex kitten (read all 18 entries…)
Whew! this is hard work!
This sex kitten stuff is not for the weak…it takes time (lots of it) and work…way more than you would think..for example…
today i looked at the calender and made some calls…so far for sex kitten 007 we have:
  • mani pedi 2 hours – once a week
  • workout with antoine 1 hour -3x a week
  • dermatologist appt for facial 2 hours – twice a month
  • appt with Laser Center long run..no more shaving legs…but short term means 4 hour long appointments every few weeks..ugh
  • Deep conditioning treatment for hair 1 hour once a week
  • Hair trim and color 4 hours every other month
  • Massage 1 hour twice a month
  • Dry Cleaners 15 min once a week
  • Brow and Bikini Wax 30 Min twice a month
  • Teeth Whitening 3 hours daily for 14 days
  • Tanning session (i gotta be ready for dubai beaches!) 30 Min 3x a week
  • Flowers for the City 30 Min walk to florist once a week (unless they are a gift!)
  • Book Club (sex kittens need to be literate) 4 hours a month + reading the book
  • cleaning (sex kittens have tidy little dens) daily

none of this includes travel time.. and in this area the journey can take longer than the appointment… soo you can see when you work all this maintenance into a schedule that includes a full time job, friends and family obligations, along with heavy doses of travel.. well…whew!.. and well the trick to being a sex kitten seems to be…being able to do all of the above PLUS your routine maintenece and make it look effortless..
but dont get me wrong…im not complaining… being a girl.. a sex kitten no less.. is really great.. i wouldnt trade it for anything!! in the end.. its the puuurrrrrfect recipe for trouble..
xoxo



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Flirt is back in the 21st century - computer wise!!! is doing what she can to help the Reading, Kansas tornado victims

Oh, Baby!!!

“There’s something about an Aqua Velva man!!!”

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My brother - CropTillDawn~
I used to be an "Old Spice" guy, - Bill the Narcissistic Traveling Renaissance Man is Big Willy in Wash DC
Untitled - Stacey is just cruising along
Bid Time Return is the original title - CropTillDawn~
Thanks! - Stacey is just cruising along

of course you want to be a girl...

we get to wear the pretty underthings!!!
xoxo

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thank you for the mental pic...

that was just what i needed to get me to walk away from the computer and go in to the office! a visual off all the fellas i know in mongs..lol
xoxo

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well one good turn deserves another! - suicide_blond
ha. - Bill the Narcissistic Traveling Renaissance Man is Big Willy in Wash DC
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that my dear...

is an UNDERSTATEMENT!!!
xoxo

Let's see now...masturbation...

...masturbation…

Um, I better re-read this list.

I think I missed something…


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