start using my finger to trace bad words onto the new "suede" sofas in department stores
Popped into World of Leatherland "r" Us today 2 years ago

as it was next door to “Uneccessary Electrical Items “r” Us by the Bucketload” out of town megastore I’d gone to look at the TV’s and hunted down the solitary suede item for a bit of Calligraphy Practice.



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joie de vivre is feeling better

If you're fond of this sort of thing

I also recommend writing with your finger on the backs of cars while you’re idling at intersections when you’re on your bike.

If I write on the back of your car, it’s probably because you buzzed me a bit to get to the light, and then I pulled up right behind you anyway. If you’re driving in such an unsafe and uptight manner, I figure you’re not a happy person right now, so I won’t write a bad word. That’s not nice.

Instead, if it’s just short light, I’ll just make a smiley face. If it’s a longer light, I’ll write “Have a nice day” and make lots of smiley faces and flowers. Big dirty SUV windows are a good “canvas” for this sort of more elaborate art work. You can also do it so the driver can read it in their rear view mirror: ”!YAD ECIN A EVAH” only with the letters backwards.

Through this action you can bring your particular form of creativity and joy into someone else’s life; and ideally brings cheer to the person driving the motor vehicle that you so thoughtfully decorated.

well.....

true story, happened only the other day. A young and trendy motorcyclist was pulled up at the light, revving his machine, itching to go. From behing him, a trucker got out of his cab and stood behind the bike. He opened his fly and urinated all over the back wheel of the bike. Broad daylight.

Monsieur Le Trucker was just being helpful

I do it all the time to my back wheel the urea gets the rubber sticky for extra traction


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