KurtAndCats

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Who will it be? 2 years ago

In all my time on this site, I’ve never subscribed to anyone. Now I feel the need. I’ll be setting up an application site, complete with in-depth psycological profiling, Rorschach, neurocognitive functioning, and Beck Depression Inventory tests. Reflexes, physical and psychological duress response, and Porteus Maze Test will also be administered. I will then pour this data into a database and run a series of algorithims, with coeficients to compensate for age, education, and geographic and socio-economic location, to find the person I most want to subscibe too. One can never be too careful when choosing a potential subscribee.

Jan 27, 2007, 06:02PM PST | 5 cheers


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Jan 28, 2007, 12:33AM PST

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Jan 28, 2007, 02:08AM PST

KurtAndCats

According to your initial test scores

You’re a fucking nut job. Is that true? You scored high on the IQ section, but the psychological profile assessment indicates you enjoy torturing the feeble-minded. I’ll feed the rest of your data into the IBM mainframe and see what I come up with.

Jan 28, 2007, 04:15PM PST | Thread | Respond to this 1 cheer

Trauma_Junkie is glad she no longer has a migraine

Ha! it could be me.

I’ve got 3 subscriptions…thats it.

And I am thinking of getting rid of 2.

BUt I do seem to have a few people subscribed to me, on the other hand…

Jan 29, 2007, 12:21PM PST | Thread | Respond to this 1 cheer

KurtAndCats

I saw your test scores too

The IQ was fine, psych was fine, a little below average on the Porteus Maze Test, but you did well on the neurocognitive functioning. My only concern is the Rorschach. When asked what you saw, your response to every picture was “penis”. Has something been on your mind lately?

Jan 29, 2007, 04:17PM PST | Thread | Respond to this

MysticZebra

What's wrong with that?

Penises ROCK!!

(uh, at least, I seem to recall they rock….I have to reach wayyyy back into my cob-webby memory….)

However, it’s nice when the penis is attached to someone who’s not a commitment-phobe! ;)

Jan 29, 2007, 10:08PM PST | Thread | Respond to this 1 cheer

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Yes she is

She’s a crazy 24/7 retard stalker and a sad, sad person. I would suggest that you subscribe to me, but I don’t think I’d pass your tests, particularly once I posted on a certain goal.

Jan 30, 2007, 12:00AM PST | Thread | Respond to this 2 cheers

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Feb 01, 2007, 11:15PM PST

KurtAndCats

Call me Superfly

I had been looking into a career change and I think I finally found my calling: pimp. It’s the perfect job. All I need are some hoes or bitches and I could start a home-based business that fulfils a vital service to my community at large. I could also peddle small amounts of various street drugs to supplement my income. Best of all it’s an all cash business: No taxes!

Feb 02, 2007, 03:51PM PST | Thread | Respond to this 2 cheers

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