Need to start throwing pennies in a jar again. Last night I was informed we’d only been together twice in a month—which would be true if we’re talking about traditional sex. But I’m pretty good at living up to my “wifely duties.” Seems he remembers a two-week dry spell, and I recall that dry spell being sprinkled liberally with good ole husband-only pleasuring.

Obviously, either way, we need to increase a) the intensity and b) the frequency.