No, really, somebody actually told me that I had a natural talent for this. I’m pretty excited, seeing that so far the most impressive talent I’ve had is that I can drink lots of shots of rum in a row without a chaser.

The next class isn’t offered until April, but I can’t wait for it. I’m glad I’ve got my book to practice with.

I’m probably going to look like a twit when I finally get caught practicing my hip circles in the kitchen.