as if I needed any more distractions. I’m kidding… I really like how she thinks. I’ve actually studied that subject in the past, so i’ll definitely be leaving her a lengthy comment.

As far as your ‘anal sex’ goal, I don’t know how I missed that. 36 comments?? Wow. You sure touched a sensitive area with that one. (sorry, couldn’t pass up a cheesy pun like that). I didn’t get a chance to read the comments, but it seems there must be either a very large deviant community, or an extremely preachy conservative community here at 43things. I’m guessing you got a bunch of “I’m your man” or “I’ll do it” responses. I wonder if that ever works for them?? (you don’t have to tell me ;)

Personally, I love trying new things, but i’m gonna hold off on that until I get sick of the other options (or meet a very seductive woman). Could I drink gorilla coffee (google it) every morning to wake up faster? Sure, but would regular coffee ever be the same? Probably not. (bad analogy, but i was trying not to be too graphic.) maybe a tunnel/bridge analogy? no? ok

People say i’m missing out, but I say they just haven’t been exploring their other options properly. Plus, there are certain physical characteristics associated with African-American genes that aren’t particularly conducive to that ‘option’ if you get my drift. God, that sounds so trite… oh well.