Well ok let me start off by setting the scene for you all, well I live in what could be referred to as quite the frigged climate of the Canadian Prairies……. Where if you have never been here it is flipping cold… so all we have to do to warm our blood is consume massive amount of alcohol.
So once upon a time in a fair off green fairy land, on a friggedley cold Saturday night, myself and a friend taking a causal stroll through the local liquer Mart stumbled across this interesting substance called Absinthe. After being mezmorized by the colour of this stuff for about 15 minutes we felt this undying urge to spend coupious amounts of pennies on the liquid at hand. Well I will not lie to you all when it comes to the emerald green elixser at hand we are amatures at best and felt the NEED to grab OTHER booz too…. So well carrying all of our fine purchases home we were pretty far up on our high, sitting on our high horses and looking forward to the consumption of all if it.
NOW PAY ATTENTION THIS WILL CHANGE YOU LIFE OR AT LEAST SAVE IT……….. DO NOT……. AND I REPEAT DO NOT ………… well you can wait for tha …………… that right ………. Sit and stew ………….. what that ………. Your wanting to know the stupid thing I did………… do I look like your own personal amusment factory??????………….. HUM DO I……………………………………… ………… FINE………. Here what happened……. I have a new found respect for the female gender themselves ……. They in my mind are brave for lack of a better word………Me being the upstanding 25 year old, stud muffin that I am and the pinnical of the male species…… you know ripping muscles and all that was not the first to be BRAVE enough to take the first shot……YOU STUPID MONKEY DON’T DO A DOUBLE TAKE WHEN YOU ARE READING WHAT I AM WRITING…… I said I was NOT the first to take a shot ……..YES we shot this stuff…. And I will tell when you here someone read the bottle to you and they say 70% DO NOT SHOOT IT YOU SIMPLETION……….. so needless to say after our twenty three and a half minutes of convolsing on the floor…… we were able to successfully round up five of the six dragons ….. and put them in the hall closet …. The purple one got away and got stuck in the heater…………. I am glad to report he is making a swift recovery and well be back to eating princesses soon…….. anyway …. This stuff seems to have made for a great night and has passed the time in our otherwise pitiful lives ……….. Enjoy it well you live.
The One and Only Chabby
