I have had to make a dumb resume which I titled dumbresume from my existing resume so that I can possibly get the job that I want. I am in awe that I would have to do that, however I’ll try whatever it takes to get a paycheck. I’m also considering applying at the waffle house, simply because it’s right across the street from my house. If you’re wondering, in Georgia there’s a waffle house on every corner. Something I learned when I moved here.