1. If you’ve devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can’t lie to you.
4. You don’t have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
5. Nobody’s ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
6. When you have a Beer, you don’t knock on people’s doors trying to give it away.
7. They don’t force Beer on minors who can’t think for themselves.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
9. Beer doesn’t tell you how to have sex.
10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.