1 people who drive too slow
2 splinters
3 people who talk on their cell phones in lines
4 people who drive really bad because they are talking on their cell phones
5 flat tires
6 noisy people
7 people who ask dumb questions
8 people who tell people who ask dumb questions that “the only bad question is one that isn’t asked”
9 unflushed toilets
10 unwashed dishes
11 coming home and finding my digital camera chewed up by the dogs
12 losing my cell phone
13 people who talk to me about absolutely useless stuff when I am obviously reading my book
14 spam
15 not being treated like a capable, intelligent adult
16 not being treated like a lady
17 mechanics who treat you like an idiot because your female
18 telephone helpline reps that don’t speak English
19 airports
20 traffic jams
21 police officers who are driving anywhere close to me
22 police officers who are pulling me over
23 police officers who are arresting me
24 people who expect that their morality is my morality
25 republicans