ok…ok…I have no idea what that means…but it looks good…and I’ll bet most non-francophones would never know the difference.

Oui, mon cheri, most frenchmen have outrageously horrendous body odour.

But that’s ok…it’s all relative…kind of like thermodynamics…if all items are warm, then they don’t radiate to each other. If all people smell strong, then they might not notice each other. The problem is when a French soldier and an American soldier are standing next to each other…wait a minute…when has that ever happened? Anyway, you get the idea.

As for the garlic, I just rubbed cilantro and olive oil all over by body, but if you like garlic, then I’ll start using crushed garlic and balsamic vinegar. I’ll even squeegee my ears with basil.