Twiggy was at the Everett Boat Show this weekend. We drove out to catch the last performance of the show … 4pm Sunday … assuming she’d have the most practice and be on top of her game. We got there at 4:07 and much to our dismay she only skis for 10 STOOPID MINUTES. Add that to a $7 per person charge to set foot in the boat show, the fact we had to wait in line to buy tickets and Twiggy was on the other side of the event center … it added up to a big disappointment. We debated just making a run for it but didn’t want to be tackled by an Everett rent-a-cop with a non-ironic moustache.

Twiggy is in Portland over my birthday. Don’t think I’m not considering it.