That I took up the clarinet because I wanted a saxophone but couldn’t afford one! Well, I still play the clarinet (almost 15 years later) but haven’t got around to the saxophone yet.

I’d want to get either a soprano, or maybe a pocket sax (because they are SO much easier to afford – even though they sound like a clarinet/sax cross).

(The pocket sax: http://www.xaphoon.com )