I woke up at 2.30 this morning and could not get back to sleep, my mind was all “WAKEY WAKEY!”, so I wrote down what was on my mind and lay there for another few hours, feeling like the cartoony pair of blinking eyes in total darkness. I then looked at my mobile phone and saw a deliciously gossipy text from my best mate. Definitely no hope of sleep after that.

Lesson learned? Writing stuff down doesn’t cure insomnia all the time. Also I am a gossip hound.