So…300. Yeah. While I fully realize this is a movie based on a comic book about historic events (and therefore is not going to be 100% historically accurate) for a history major it’s still just plain weird and I draw the line when decapitations are done by Jabba the Hutt and a Cuisinart’s love child. This movie isn’t about the Spartan 300, it’s about what would happen if Rupaul invaded Greece. The invading Xerxes is pretty much portrayed as a seven foot drag queen who not only went to Jerads, he WENT to Jerads—he has more holes in him than a one ton wheel of swiss cheese. An utterly bizarre movie.