My right big toe sweats. And only this toe. At first I thought that there must have been a hole in the shoe I was wearing, but today, in another pair of shoes, this toe’s side of the sock was wet yet again. All the other toes toed the line and stayed dry but this one is the black sheep. Why? This is strange, non? Why does only one toe attract moisture and never any other toes? Each time I noticed this I happened to be only taking leisurely walks. There was no strenuous exercise to justify the sweating, and only on one toe, no less. How peculiar! This big toe looks just like its twin and isn’t under any undue stress. I give them a very stringent diet of white or black socks so that they don’t get too haughty for their own good. Each time I look, I only see this toe’s charming disposition looking back at me as if to say, “Who me?” Yes you. Why do you sweat?