Can’t remember who said it, probably Solzhenitsyn. There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who have read The Brothers Karamazov, those who have not yet read the Brothers Karamazov and those who never will read the Brothers Karamazov. I would venture to add, ‘those who don’t know what the hell the Brothers Karamazov is, nor do they care.’ Wish I were one of them.

But seriously, how many times can you get somewhere in the mid-800 page range and not finish the damn thing? (3 so far)