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Funny 4 years ago

Like calling my 6’1 self Amazon!



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Freudian?

It seems every time I see the word amazon it gets crossed up in my head with amazing.

Freudian

I am not quite sure why you choose that word.

It’s just popped into my head.

Obsolete!

Did not mean to hurt you by deleting you. Email me if you are there. I feel like we keep missing each other.

Little One

You guys don’t trust her do you? Truth is she is 4’2” and a dwarf—even after the operation.

I feel I should tell you

I also suffer from height impairment. However, a steady diet of beans and 7-Up since my earliest youth has helped my to reach what is, for my family, the staggering height of 5’2”. The magical fruit, doncha know. You can see pictures of my midget family here

hijack!

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Let me back in, please.

Oh, here,


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