my ex-ish gf (close friends now) was sleeping so i made her some breakfast, woke her up gently with the breakfast plate in hand. i thought, aww this would be such a nice thing to do, well i know i always wanted breakfast in bed. she woke up, hey good morning i made you breakfast.. yawnnnn, awww (little whine) im so tired what time is it? put it in the microwave

... DUN shot down. ahhh =P