Procrastinating is fun. I’m much more productive when I feel like I’m doing the forbidden, so I’ve created a system where my main job is something I don’t like, but my sidetracks are the real things I need done.

Example: Want to read “Fifteen Ways of Preparing Hair Styles for your Poodle” but keep procrastinating? Just force yourself to do something like - um, memorizing the middle four chapters of an Organic Chemistry textbook - and voila, you’ll find yourself gravitating towards that poodle book in no time.