I actually do not believe in aliens. Well I do believe that there are a couple of bacteria living on Mars or on planet Gliese 581 (coolest sounding planet ever). So suffice to say there are Marsians or Gliese 581ians but they’re boring as hell (BTW, why haven’t they thought up such a cool name sooner? I’m sick of being referred to as an Earthling. Please change the name of the Earth to Urvik D3721). Who would want to go all the way up to Mars/Gliese 581 just to be met by a boring band of evolving bacteria? They should just come here. I’d be eagerly awaiting for their arrival.