I give up on being relaxed. If you dare mock me for failing, I swear to you, I will kill you with a ridiculously jagged knife and I will eat your soul for a tasty snack. I just kicked my own face in and I will not hesitate to rip your curtains or possibly stain your rug purposefully in an attempt to disrespect you.

Don’t even think about trying to calm me down, as I have already given up.