Kim

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Worth doing!

Yay!  — 3 years ago

It’s about time.

However, the whole “with a coworker” thing was probably a bad idea. Bad, bad idea.

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Good for you…I guess…hopefully your friends lay off now!

Kim

Nah. Now they’ll give me a hard time for it being a coworker. I can’t win!

Well congratulations, he said with slight chagrin, as he had been hoping for the whole random stranger thing, nevermind that he lives on a completely different continent and has no current plans to be in Chicago. But really, wouldn’t any right-thinking man who read the interesting things Kim is doing or wants to do hold out hope for being that stranger in the night?

Kim

Something tells me that if you talk to girls like that wherever it is you are, you wouldn’t have any trouble fulfilling this goal for someone else ;)

Well, I have fulfilled this goal once or twice or … And it was WORTH DOING! But never with anyone named Kim, and never in Chicago, never even all of Illinois for that matter. Isn’t that something? Think how much Illinois there is out there, and I’ve never gotten laid in any of it. (The closest I’ve come is Iowa, but that’s another story.) More to the point, I’ve never fulfilled this goal with a genuine fearless man-eater. Or a kayaker. Which is more dangerous, I wonder, uninhibited diva-ness or whitewater?

Kim

You passed up Illinois to go to Iowa? For shame, for shame. However, minus Chicago, it’s pretty much the same place, so I’d imagine the experience is similar ;)

How about an uninhibited diva in whitewater? ;)

This Isn't Iowa...

Actually, it was more along the lines of passing through. I was accompanying my sister from where we grew up in south Louisiana to where her college co-op job was. And Iowa City was a good place to break the journey. And an old friend was studying there. And one thing led as it sometimes does to another thing. Or some things led to each other. Or something like that.

How will I know that the diva in the whitewater is uninhibited?

(You do know the Australian joke about making love in a canoe, don’t you?)

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lucky ones..

i am working like an idiot in chicago for past 10 months but i never got a chance to get laid … :(( ....i am geting tired of using my hand ..:(( ...


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