After the other night when NOBODY could give me a ride to see my sweetheart, who was really lonely and REALLY wanted to hang out, hint hint wink wink, including people who I offered gas money to, I got fed up and decided that next week I am getting my license.

SOMEBODY is going to take me to the damn DMV. I don’t really care who. Then someone is taking me out to the middle of BFE to get my car. I will take the backroads home, since I REALLY am not good with a five-speed.