You have a big fat ass. You need to love that big fat ass because it supports you every day, it deserves love just as much as any other ass, it’s just an ass for Christ’s sake!, it’s the only ass you’ve got and you’ve got more to do with your life than hate yer fricken ass! While you’re at it, you might as well make peace with those flappy arms, those mounds of cellulite, the thighs that meet, the tits that droop, your big ol stomach, your six chins and whatever else. If the majority of American citizens are fat… And if the majority of fat people hate themselves… That makes for one, big, unhappy, war-mongering country of self-hating fatties now, doesn’t it? All my fellow fatties—unite and start loving your beautiful selves! You have a right to go sleeveless, to exercise, to eat at a buffet, to jog in short shorts, to wear a bathing suit in public and to have wild, naked, unabashed, hot, non-hiding sex! Live your life today!