I just about want to scratch my fingernails down a blackboard when I hear somebody say to me ”...but, but, didn’t you know that Latin is a dead language?”. Sorry to all those who believe this, but Latin is NOT a dead language. It is very much alive and kicking. I am currently studying Latin and, frankly, I can’t get enough of it. Open your mind to it – it’s the greatest language in the history of Europe and it makes English look degenerate.

CHRISTOPHUS IMPERATOR
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