It was short, it was nice, but now..
- my aunt thinks I’m beautiful, score
- it doesn’t look like shit if I forget to mess with hair products
- guys like it
- girls like it
- I get a shitload of hair compliments
- if I get into trouble, I’ll be able to hang myself before the interrogation starts
- looks a bit better in photographs than before
- I can shield my face if needed

