I’ve been thinking about this and the possible alternates to using actual swear and cuss words. Hal with his offering of cannonball made me think about it, mostly because he works for a major cereal company and that made this more fun!

Other than that, with the advent of buying a house last week and moving I totally failed on this goal and have to try to get back on the wagon!!!

Here is what I came up with:

What’s that smell? Who Coco Puffed?

Take that and cram it up your Cheerio!

Son of Captain Crunch!

Well if that isn’t just a big steaming pile of Quaker Oats!

Who took a Grape Nut and forgot to leave the fan on?

Just go and Fruit Loop your self!

Hey babe, want to go to the Honey Comb Hide out and see my Cookie Crisp?

Mother Frosted Flake.

Practical applications could be as follows:

Mother Frosted Flake, son of a Captain Crunch, you Grape Nutted in my bathroom and left a big steaming pile of Quaker Oats and didn’t flush! You can cram it up your Cheerio and go and Fruit Loop your self! I thought the dog Coco Puffed and blamed him until I went into the bathroom and found out it was you!

The more I read that it sounds like something George Carlin would write.