This one girl, (I won’t give initials), has been doing this to me ever since I’ve met her. She’s friendly one day, a total asswipe the next. Today, I only asked if I could borrow a photocopy card to photocopy 2 pages after this other girl who was using it. OK, it’s hard to explain.

-Can I borrow your photocopy card, AL?
-..No.
-Please?
-(Looks away, starts chatting to other people)

Why thank you. You have been so kind. Rhubarbrhubarbrhubarbrhubarbrhubarbrhubarbrhubarbrhubarbrhubarbrhubarbrhubarbrhubarbrhubarbrhubarbrhubarbrhubarbrhubarbrhubarb.
Slightly better. It seems so petty, sigh.