Dear Mr. President,
Taking into account that this is your last year in office, I really want to extend my congratulations to you. Not for lying about the reasons we went to war. Not for your No Child Left Behind which nobody recognizes anymore. Not for your failed attempt in the Social Security field. Not for getting into a top college with a C average. Not for your opinions over greenhouse gas emissions. Not for you letting twelve million illegal immigrants into the United States. Not for your flawed response to Hurricane Katrina. But for the fact that you amazingly got through these past eight years without being taken out of office. I hope you live the rest of your life in harmony. Thank you. Your friendly legal resident, Me.
Tell me the truth. Does that sound too bad?




