(Work travel tomorrow, off to land of Wyatt Earp, Tombstone and cowboy hats.)

• big things I need/want to buy.. computer , sewing machine – Yeah, food, living accommodations.. those are like, optional or something. Then again, maybe you could just sort of, I dunno..live underneath the table your sewing machine is on?

• Get married to a guy who’d never fail me. Doesn’t that just make you cry? :’D – Well, since you asked, personally.. I could really give a shit, then again.. Maybe it’s in the way you choose men? Time will tell, I suppose..

• I want to see you in person cause my friend thinks that she is so popular just for being on your Fan club that is my number one dream and I have never been to a concert, I swear! – Why, I’m so flattered. Gosh, I don’t even know what to say. Oh wait, yeah I do. Bring me a latte’, yo.

• collect fine whiskey – Wait, collect? COLLECT? And what, just let it sit there on the shelf? Oh, screw you.. I’m gonna come and steal all your `spensive whiskey and sit down in your kitchen and drink it, and maybe even make myself some pancakes.

• counsil those who need help – But not those who need SPELLING help, right? RIGHT?!

• watch episodes of scurbs – “Scurbs” is that spin-off of `Scrubs’, where they’re all trapped on a British sailing vessel in the 1700’s and nobody’s eating enough citrus, right?

• live in jack sparrow’s boat – Candidate for an extra on `Scurbs’.

• Think for yourself – Hey! SPEAK for yourself.

• meet straight man! – You are goin’ to the WAY wrong bars, sister..

• Ride a Mary go round – She’s 5’8, dyed blond, roots are showing, wearing hotpants and a t-shirt that says, `Of course I suck cock’ and you can generally find her on the corner of Garfield and Colfax. I think her name’s “Susan”, but I could be wrong. Maybe “George”.

• control what comes out of my mouth – Step one, slow down on the liquor.

• am following my bliss – SWEET! Am thinkin’ about sex! Anybody else want to chime in?

• am in love – NICE! Am considering shaving my head! (Somebody? Anybody?)

• bussnies – Sounds kinda like a business for bunnies or something..

• meet the air force fitness requirements – Dude. It’s like, “do a pushup, then drink three beers at the O-Club.”

• I want to see Duran duran – And I want to pretend the 80’s never existed.

• take nursing – ...Out dancing? For granted? To a whole new level, like maybe.. NAKED NURSING??!!

• cook (real food) every night – Yeah, `cause cooking cardboard and pencil shavings is getting a little boring.

• learn about jellyfish – Lemme save you the trouble, they’re like fish.. but jelly. And they sting you. And it hurts. And it doesn’t help when people pee on it, that’s just a vehicle for your friends to laugh at you.

• be less sarcastic and cold – And then you will be king of the emos.