I have this closet where I put things when I don’t know what to do with them, or want to forget they exist, or want to get rid of them, but can’t sell them.

I normally can’t abide a mess, but out of sight out of mind really works for me. That’s probably why I don’t keep in touch with people, but I digress.

So the closet that time forgot needs a good cleaning. If this is my last bulletin entry you’ll know something got me.