...better than girls and I. My best friends have been guys for my entire life. I don’t like, agree with or participate in girlish competitions over men, or stand for girls who put themselves down to get compliments, or throw themselves all over boys. I don’t like or endorse the foolish idea that life is a soap opera, a movie, or an episode of Laguna Beach. Because of this and many other reasons, I don’t get along with the majority of girls. I just want some girlfriends that I can go to the bar with, grab a few cocktails and beers, and gossip with. Without them thinking that because I’m being friendly and inclusive, I’m trying to steal their man. That’s all. I know these women exist—where are they? And can I be your friend?!

I have no problem meeting people or even making friends. I just lack the ability to connect with many women on a deeper level.