Someone told me today that they had met another person with the name Esalena. So I was all like “REALLY!” and getting all excited n stuff. Then they told me that it was in the male form…The person with MY name was a GUY!!!! WTH! So I am just going to forget that I ever even had that conversation and still be on the look out for someone with my name.

....Who the hell would name their son Esalena????....