Desk
Laptop.
Phone.
Glass

Before I die
Meet Anthony Bourdain.
Travel the world.
Publish a book.

Eyes shut
Type any word on a keyboard.
Walk around my house.
Walked around my town

Don’t understand
Boys.
Shy people.
Numbers.

Hate
People.
Pretenciousness
Random things/people.

Can’t do.
Read numbers
lie
roll my tongue.

• are on your desk
  Scissors, pile of DVD’s, a plant
  • you want to do before you die
  Travel the world, make the difference, see elephant
  • you can do with your eyes shut
  Kiss, sing a song (badly), touch my nose
  • you don’t understand
  how people can be so mean to each others, chemistry, how come there’s no man in my life
  • you hate
  Stupid people, eating mushrooms (well more like someone forcing me to eat them since I don’t), people who doesn’t do anything to help others even if they could
  • you can’t do
  Speak Chinese, jump out of plane with(out) parachute, commit a serious crime

• are on your desk

Keyboard, mouse, monitor.

• you want to do before you die

Live, live and live some more.

• you can do with your eyes shut

Pee, drive, talk on the phone.

• you don’t understand

Politicians, differential calculus, why a lot of guys are so fascinated by soccer.

• you hate

I’m a lover, not a hater.

• you can’t do

Eat “normal” food, sing the French national anthem, leap tall buildings in a single bound.

are on your desk
- a glass eye (yes, this is true, and no, you really don’t want to know)
- the first Presidents of the USA CD
- a book about King Arthur

you want to do before you die
- move to the US
- find my tribe
- live to a ripe old age with all my faculties intact

you can do with your eyes shut
- play guitar
- sing
- put the shampoo down and find the conditioner

you don’t understand
- men and cars
- women and shoes
- my husband not being able to hear how Bat for Lashes’ ‘What’s A Girl To Do’ sounds a teeny little bit like Sonic Youth’s ‘Little Trouble Girl’...only a teeny little bit, but I think it does

you hate
- having to go to work tomorrow morning
- the fact that trying to listen to the Seahawks-Buccaneers game on streaming 710 KIRO makes my computer go so slow I have to reboot it
- the fact that the Seahawks are losing right now anyway

you can’t do
- Bronx cheer
- cartwheel
- make good tea (or so I’m told)

• are on your desk
  I no longer have a desk… I threw it away when I moved
  * you want to do before you die
  surf, see everyone I care about happy, have a family
  * you can do with your eyes shut
  type, listen, sleep
  * you don’t understand
  medicaid part d, physics, fate
  * you hate
  war, the smell of sauerkraut, feeling left out
  * you can’t do
  roll/trill my Rs, sing on key, water ski

are on your desk

• purple kid scissors
• a CD case full of 80’s hits
• a half full Diet Dr. Pepper

you want to do before you die

• see the world.
• tell authority off.
• get my Journal business off the ground.

you can do with your eyes shut

• type.
• breathe.
• laugh.

you don’t understand

• drama.
• science.
• boys and their ways.

you hate

• drama.
• science.
• flat soda.

you can’t do

• drive (yet).
• fly (yet ;D).
• find a support group (yet).

are on your desk
mobile phone
pen
lamp
you want to do before you die
fall in love
have kids
travel
you can do with your eyes shut
sleep
talk
listen
you don’t understand
that boy
people being nasty on purpose
physics
you hate
conflict on all scales
seeing my loved ones hurt
pigeons
you can’t do
be around caves…im terrified of them
face my fears
explain myself

are on your desk conmputer, pens, Somi’s CD Red Soil In My Eyes

you want to do before you die we’ve been through this before, Dying is not on my to-do list

you can do with your eyes shut eat, drink, recite the entire Rite II Doxology, Great Thanksgiving, Sanctus, Lord’s Prayer, and Agnus Dei

you don’t understand %{color:green} Bulgarian, Greek, the popularity of Hannah Montana %

you hate there are only two things I really hate: people intolerant of other cultures, and the Dutch; if I had to chose a third it would be the Olive Garden

you can’t do give birth, vote in Iowa, become Pope

are on your desk
Candles, Monitor and a glass of water

you want to do before you die
Travel, travel and travel some more

you can do with your eyes shut
be a good friend, have an orgasim, touch my nose

you don’t understand
Men’s thinking, love and global warming

you hate
burning my popcorn and stubbing my toe

you can’t do
drive a motorcycle, fly a plane or make a decent salsa

on my desk
sphericalish Indonesian wooden puzzle
mocha in San Diego coffee mug
Yoda watch

I want to do before I die
accept wabi sabi
live to a ripe old age with all my faculties intact (like Rainbows etc.)
travel, learn to surf, have a daughter, see HC elected President of USA, become Poet Laureate of the USA, help my bf invent something, live on Maui and cheat on numbered questions!

I can do with my eyes shut
find my glasses
find my bf
find inner peace

I don’t understand
not wanting to talk about it
apathy
people who purposefully wear their pants below their butt-cracks

I hate
meanness
hypocrisy
mob mentality

I cannot
slam-dunk a basketball
talk like a politician
walk like an Egyptian

Name threee things that:

are on your desk
post it notes, tape, and pens
you want to do before you die
travel to Asia, get married, buy a house
you can do with your eyes shut
sleep, sometimes I walk, listen to classical music
you don’t understand
Why this society doesn’t live interconnected to each other. We are SO individual. We all live in our own little worlds, not caring about the greater community.

I don't understand Right wing ,republicans.

I don't understand a lot about chemistry.

you hate
when I have a bad day and it just gets worse.
people who are just plain mean.
racism
you can’t do
I can’t seem to build things very well.
I can’t take dictation well.
I can’t seem to be organized.

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are on your desk: computer, beer bottle (half full), Mr Potato Head

you want to do before you die – travel more, find my soulmate, retire

you can do with your eyes shut – type, sleep, listen to music

you don’t understand – physics, ultra right-wingers, languages other than English

you hate – narrow minded opinions, snakes, people that take advantage of others

you can’t do – drive a stick shift, keep my house clean, tie a cherry stem w/ my tongue

Name threee things that:

• are on your desk

Computer
Screw Driver
Elephant

• you want to do before you die

See Prague
Volunteer abroad
Raise a child

• you can do with your eyes shut

Sleep
Type
Think

• you don’t understand

Racism
Foreign Affairs
Dutch

• you hate

Lies
Inequity
Mosquitoes

• you can’t do

Ride a toe rope up on a snowboard
Communicate fluently in Spanish
The ironman triathalon

are on your desk p.c., post-its, digital camera
you want to do before you die Welcome my new granddaughter to the world, visit Ireland, revisit Washington, D. C.
you can do with your eyes shutsleep, tie my shoelaces, sign my name
you don’t understandPI, morse code, my husband
you haterude drivers, ice storms, tongue piercings
you can’t dopilot a plane, walk on my hands, speak a second language