that i can speak spanish when i’m drunk. haha! i can’t remember much of it sober, but man have i had some good conversations when not. i had a chilean roommate one semester, and after a night of heavy drinking he came to ask me why i never spoke spanish with him and his friends until that night.

• i can touch my nose with my tongue, even though they don’t appear to be very close.

• i can flip my tonge, and fold it into half.

• i can fake the accent of an american trying to speak french and of a frenchman trying to speak english.

• i can divide a deck of cards equally just by splitting it with my hands.

• i remember the names of foreign characters from foreign films or soap operas for decades.

I’m impressed by your talent… don’t know quite what you could do with it but hey it’s a neat party trick!

1. I can make balloon animals (I know you are now HIGHLY impressed!) ha!
2. I can curl my tounge like a burrito
3. I can make a neat little gallopping sound with my tounge and the side of my cheek
4. I can make myself burp
5. I can stick my toe in my mouth aka I’m pretty flexable
6. I can raise one eyebrow at a time (this is pretty much one of my favorite random talents, I do it all the time and don’t even realize it)

I know heaps of crap, like history stuff, what caused the musket wars (rape of high born Moari women). or sciencey stuff (why rain drops are smaller than drops from the tap). I know allsorts of random crap I can’t think of good examples right now. This information has got me nowhere as I lacked the ablity to concerntrate for a uni degree and know believes I know all this in job interviews. Just realised I can recite some poems and songs almost verbatim and many are obscure. This ablity has got me laid with art students who know what I’m on about and some foolish romantics who I’ve made it up for her benifit! I know how to mix concrete since I was ten, it was useless until this year now it’s real handy to know.
I can roll cigarettes, but am trying to nock that habit on the head, I can make meth, have knocked that habit on the head, I can make mean homebrew, have knocked that on the head. I can play four chords on gutar but can’t spell it, can play the bass a bit but niether of these am I fast enough to actually be in a punk band, or close to being inclined to playing any other kind of music.
I also make mean macaroni pictures and can tune a carbie engine ok, if engines still had carbs this it’d be handy.
I’ll stop now.

I have some cursive skills, the least useful of which is probably writing forwards with my right hand, and mirrored with my left hand simultaneously

I can spin a badminton racquet down onto my foot in such a way that a deft flick has it flipping back into my hand.

I can juggle three balls while riding a bike (including turning).

I can light a cigarette by carrying a flame of lighter gas in my hand (I don’t even smoke).

Pen spinning.

I can remember a shopping list I read exactly once in a ‘master your memory’ book about 20 years ago.

Hi, does that count?

I can twirl a baton. No,, I wasn’t a twirler in high school. I had to be a band geek, because I played an instrument. my mom was a twirler and she taught me all the moves.