avphibes is getting my household in order
Seriously. What is up with all this feet and pounds and miles and gallons nonsense? Why can’t we Americans have something in a nice, elegant decimal system that’s consistent across multiple units of measurement? 12 inches in a foot? 5280 feet in a mile? What is this crap? I’ve had it. I’m not going to be some chump who only knows an arcane, nonsensical measurement system when 95% of the world uses the metric system.