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Dear John,

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn’t gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband’s help.

When I got home I couldn’t believe my eyes. He was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he was wearing my make up. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for 12 years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he had dressed in my lingerie because he couldn’t find his own underwear. But
when I asked him about the make up, he broke down and admitted that he’d been wearing my clothes for six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him.

He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don’t feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?

Sincerely,

Mrs. Sheila Uisk

Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.

Regards John



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Perfect

I love it!

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Thanks, Dazee.

I thought it was fun to read that one. ;)

Have you heard of any good stories lately that you’d like to share?

catattack loves the Fall!

That is a very funny joke...

...and, at the risk of sounding and being stereotypical, kind of points to the difference between the sexes. Which is why it’s very funny.

Morning Song is changing her life one thought at a time

Hehehe

This is cute.

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Thanks, ordinary.

I wanted to share that one.

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Tristan is a soft, blank slate

Made me laugh out loud!

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Thanks, Tristan.

Have a wonderful weekend!

that's great!

love it.

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You're very welcome!

Glad you liked it as well as I did. :)

CropTillDawn~ Fragile? Must be Italian!

Dang

Now I gotta go pee I laughed so hard!

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Hi, Vikings fan!

If you have a funnie, please share it with us. Have a great weekend, CropTillDawn!

CropTillDawn~ Fragile? Must be Italian!

That's so funny!

Are they playing or something?
I’m so not into sports. I was just at the Mall of America with a bunch of Creative Memories Girls. 10,000 to be exact! But here is the pic if it makes you happy :D

Woo Hoo

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Looks like you gals had fun, anyway!

Sorry to assume that you’re an NFL Minnesota Vikings fan, lol. Have a great Saturday!

CropTillDawn~ Fragile? Must be Italian!

Not a problem,

when I was dating my hubby he said to me very seriously,”One day you will enjoy football” and I just looked him dead in the eye and said,”Yes, and one day you will enjoy hanging out in the mall with me.”

Neither one has happened.

I have an Uncle who told me that I would never get a husband unless I started watching football. I just started to laugh uncontrollably! When McSmarty & all of his friends would go hang out in a dark, smoky, bar, with a bunch of drunk guys eating greasy food, play bridge and watch games all day all of my least fav things to do on a nice sunny weekend. I would read the paper, clip coupons, and bring my cross stitch.

heybone111 20 pounds go away, don't return another day!

"Good one" Wayne

I always enjoy your jokes.

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You're welcome, heybone!

Happy riding!


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