Okay this is my big materialistic goal to make my ex-husband green with envy. He’s weird. He bought a house 5 doors away from me (the house I wanted to buy which he outbid me for) and he keeps doing weird things like getting a dog when we got a dog, getting a truck when we got a truck, stuff like that. So I figure if I get a maserati coupe he won’t be able to outdo me on that one. I know it’s petty and stupid but he drives me insane. He isn’t a nice person like my current husband. I finally got it right, 2nd time around and I am very, very lucky.

Plus he (ex) drives our kids nuts, he calls them when HE gets depressed and dumps on them, like they need that! I know because then they call me and dump on me!!! Ah well.

So, someday (who knows when or if ever) I’d like a blue maserati coupe even if it just sits in the driveway where he can see it everyday. Sigh.