LL has a Matty!

Compose a list of 50 things about me (read all 22 entries…)

20. Cling  — 9 months ago

I find shower curtains, for the most part, to be quite disturbing.

I can’t stand it when I’m in the shower, enjoying the (usually) warm water, when suddenly I feel the cold shower curtain touch against my legs. It’s even worse when it wraps around and clings to my legs. Worse still, if I’m in a communal shower. Yuuuuuuuck.

Granted, some shower curtains do look quite pretty. But unless it’s my own shower, where I know that the thing has been cleaned regularly, it’s quite a gross concept to think what might be transferring to my skin upon contact.

I just try not to think about it, and make an effort to aim the water so that it falls between me and the curtain.

Comments:

calypte is trying harder!

which is EXACTLY why

I have a shower screen!

LL has a Matty!

Best invention since sliced bread.

Well, perhaps not the best, but it’s pretty darned high up there!

;-)

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You crack my shit up

wait ‘til you have to squat
over a mandi to dip shower
in SE Asia with questionable
brownish water. Heh.

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LL has a Matty!

Riiiiiiight.

And I’m likely to be in that situation when, exactly?

;-P

Hey, when in Rome, I’m prepared to do what the Romans do… but usually after I’ve weighed up the alternative options.

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I promise that

I’ll never drag you to
SE Asia. Never. Maybe.

(I shudder myself and
I lived there for 6 years)

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LL has a Matty!

I'm not saying...

that we’ll never go.

I’m just saying that the likelihood of my bathing in dodgy-looking water is minimal.

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Oh-Delight-of-my-eyes, in SE Asia

you shall bathe in mare’s
milk and dusky maidens will
pour frangipani blossoms
over your alabaster skin.

...and then (shit! I have
to turn down the mariachi
music I’m getting steamed up)

...and then: Said maidens shall bring
you to me. And I’ll send my
gaze up and down your sleekness
whilst sitting in a position
of royal ease. Er, on my narrow
bed. Light you a muzzy coil?

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mahinui feeling the winds of change

I'm with you on shower curtains

Why aren’t all showers those walk in kind, without doors to get all spotted up either?

And the curtains in hotel rooms, yecchhh. Unless they are new and you can really tell if they are not new.


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