I am in the most excellent band “A Band” as the kazoo player. While its true that I am no novice when it comes to the kazoo, it is indeed an instrument in which skill only comes with many, many minutes of extensive practice, which I intend to complete eventually. My mastering of the coveted kazoo will make our prolific songs, such as “Look-at-Me,” “Hey! It’s Mullet Time,” “Mister Cloud Man on Level 2 of Supr Mario Bros, I Hate You,” and “The Ballad of the Bananas in Pajamas” that much more prolificker.