The rabbit is sitting at his typewriter, typing away.

The wolf comes by:

- What are you doing rabbit?
- I’m writing my thesis.
- and what’s it about?
- I’m proving that the rabbit is the strongest animal.

The wolf is in stiches.

- You? the strongest animal?
- Wanna check it out? come in to the cave.

So they go into the cave, and the rabbit comes out alone, wipes his hands, and goes back to typing.

Well, this happens again when the boar, and the bear come by.

Finally the fox comes by:
- What are you doing rabbit?
- I’m writing my thesis.
- And what’s it about?
- I’m proving that the rabbit is the strongest animal.
- and who is your mentor?
- the lion, and he’s here in the cave behind me.

Moral:

It doesn’t really matter who you are our what your thesis is about, so long as you have a lion as your mentor….