I got an offer of a load of free yarn as well as a bunch of needles.

Instead of celebrating this bounty, I find myself wondering when the yarn will be woven into a noose and how many of the needles I’ll be skewered with.

I’m going to negate the more than likely clinically psychopathic intention of this “gift” by making something really complicated as a return “gift” for all the yarn.

Yes to yarn. No to mind games.