I’ve never been to a concert before. I’m a teenager, and always stuck inside my amazingly tidy bedroom, on my laptop, or reading magazines. Never been to a concert. My kinda music is pretty dorky too. It’s sort of r’n’b, hippity-hoppy, plippidy-ploppidy pop music. Like Kylie Minouge or Girls Aloud or PeopleThatYouveNeverEvenHeardOf* I mean, what kinda concerts are actually worth going to, if you’re just going to listen to screaming people and sit right at the back, with people shoving signs in your face and blah, blah, blah. Well that’s my impression of a concert is anyway.

*Not a real band.