I’m not good for much, but I can learn. I’m learning to swordfight and I’m not a bad liar or actress, really. If ye beleive that I, as a female, am bad luck, then I shall merely sneak aboard disguised as male and be done with it. Forever does my soul long to roam the seas in search of adventure and freedom.

We’re devils and black sheep and really bad eggs, dring up, me hearties, yo ho!