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Not so sure about this one 23 months ago

Not really sure what I was thinking about when I put this one up. The truth of the matter is that I want to strangle the crap out of most people after being around them for more than a hour.

Can you have deaf, mute members in your entourage? If so, who would yell

“Yeah Boy!”

When I did something cool?

Wait, I’m pretty sure people don’t say that anymore. For that matter I’m pretty sure people never said that.

Another thing, with deaf, mute members of said entourage there would be lots of sign language being thrown about.

Worse case, this could be mistaken for gang signs and would lead to a shoot out with Suge Knight and his crew. At the least a clothes tearing cat fight with Lindsey Lohan and her clic… hmmm, wait…

Hows that a bad thing again?

Maybe I could become a member of Lindsey’s entourage. I could be the guy who holds the bail money or reminds her to put underwear on.

Hmmm, nah!

I’m pretty sure that “strangle the crap” thing would kick in somewhere after holding her hair in a stall in the mens room while she threw up on my shoes.

I’m open for suggestions on this one.



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Jennalicious ~ Currently Researching Trouble ;o) ~ Currently Researching Trouble, Fun Trouble That Is :o)

Well, since you're seeking suggestions... I am here to help

1) Get a ‘Part Time’ Entourage ~ Place an ad in some local cool paper, and I’m sure all the elite within a 100 mile radius will be diving on your doorstep to suppliment their golf and country club time. (I know you live in One-Red-Light-No-Liquor-Sold-After-8pm-You’re-Not-From-Around-Here-AreYa?-Let’s-Go-Squirrel-Hunting Summit, but work with me here, there has gotta be the corrupt mayor’s kids around somewhere)

2) Have Lindsey be Your Entourage ~ Lindsey is on her way down the Hollywood food chain… maybe a couple of sweet fan letters to her now will help secure your shoulder, and gig as your entourage when she’s done with her next rehab stint.

3) Create a Virtual Entourage ~ Put up a bulletin board at work and cut out hotties from GQ, Maxim & the Victoria Secret Catalog. When your co-workers ask who these people are, smirk confidently and say “Ya know, my Entourage!”

4) Start a Phone-In Entourage ~ Swap numbers with smokin’ hot babes and have them call you (or you call them) at scheduled intervals throughout the day. Oh wait, I think you’ve got this one covered

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