I don’t believe people LIKE salvia! Its the Fucking Devil’s Weed dudes!
The first time I was at Hemp Fest and I don’t remember anything except that peoples’ gender kept changing. The second time it was from a headshop and everything got brighter and I laughed but felt like shit. But the third time, oh that third time, I was in the woods with my best bud and he fell over laughing and got a boner--he thought it was awesome. I, on the other hand, did a little of the dimension traveling that others have described—the background collapsed into a tiered-two-dimensional landscape, the sky turned black and the clouds turned red, oh, and the trees started to speak to me. The trees all had male voices and they were all talking at once and I had serious sensory overload and fell over. Then I got up. All the trees were yelling for me to run away from where I was, and I looked at my friend to find that he was in a tree (when life collapsed into 2-D he was higher than I was in the “picture.”
I almost took off running, but then I started yelling at the woods, reminding myself who I was and where I was and what I was doing. Then everything faded back to reality and my friend looked really frightened. We have a tape recording of me yelling and I sound terrified. I think it traumatized me, and I really wanted my friend to hold me at that moment, but he was trying to distance himself from me to hide his boner.

I’m down with/to try any hallucinogenic but salvia.

I think we should legalize pot and illegalize salvia because its so fucking scary.