This question is inspired by a comment a friend made to me today about all of the crap I have in my apartment and my office. Do you own anything that is on display in your home ot office that can be described as eccentric, strange, or just plain junk?
Me: I have crap everyone amidst the towering piles of books and the empty bottles of Vitamin Water. I have lots of NASCAR diecast (Racing is one of the few things I can watch and discuss with my Dad), a Jim Morrison action figure in my kitchen, several bobbleheads in my living room, and a jar that is designed to hold “Ashes of Problem Students” on my desk at school. I’m sure I’ll have and even want to pack some of this stuff away when I get married or move in with a woman, but for now, they represent the different facets of my personality. The funny thing is that I have lots of things that could be considered tasteful, like my grandmother’s school bell and lots of antique books, on display, too. That said, my three strangest things are as follows:
1. My life sized Yoda. Most of you know about him already, though. He rocks plain and simple.
2. My voodoo doll toothpick holder. I got it in my family’s white elephant gift exchange two Christmases ago. I have it on my desk at school. My students find it and the jar hilarious.
3. My Clinton Scandal Russian Doll. My cousin got this for me when she went to Russia last year. It’s one of those nesting dolls with Bill Clinton as the outside doll and each subsequent doll representing a different figure from the scandal. It has a cigar in the center, tucked inside Monica Lewinski.








