LL has a Matty!

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He has no issue...  — 5 months ago

with farting when I’m present.

Lucky me. ;-)

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<))){ fishboy loves LL

How rude!

I guess blaming the
beagle isn’t working
anymore.

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Tiger is disappointed but not blaming anybody

You have

a beagle?

Someone I know doesn’t have an issue with farting The Star Spangled Banner in front of me. Or belching the alphabet – forward and backward.

Men are, after all, just older ten-year-old boys.

What are you BITCHING about?

Farting and belching are two of the funniest things in the fucking universe!

Tiger is disappointed but not blaming anybody

And the Third

I suppose, is pooping a two foot long tird
without breaking it, of course.

I'm not so into shitting.

It takes too much time, isn’t all that much fun, usually, and, besides, one can only stand the smell of roses for so long.

<))){ fishboy loves LL

You said

pooping!

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<))){ fishboy loves LL

So true, bro

...so true.

(farts)

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ah yes, i know heem this one

the x-x farts any time, any place, any where.

luckily 9 out of 10 of them don’t smell at all (but the 10th makes up for it)

me, i burp like a trooper anytime i need to, but that’s as far as i’ll go in public

<))){ fishboy loves LL

Belching is fun too!

(needs to work on
the belching. Maybe
anchovy and garlic
will help? Followed
by a Moosehead beer?)

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